ardenashley:

I don’t want you to think I’m all needy or whatever, but it would be really super awesome if you could send a phone engineer over to my flat before the 27th of May. You see, I can’t get the internets until I get a landline, and I would really like broadband.  I love the somewhat creechy internet cafe and all, but I fear ours might be a fleeting love.

For free Wifi go to a Wetherspoons pub. Cheap and Cheerless!